"Littering"

It never fails that I get a good laugh out of everyday life. I thought when I had to come home and tell my husband that I had a bad day... It is bad. In reality they are not even worth mentioning compared to some people I know. Upon this abrupt realization... I just laugh!
It was a few days ago, when I was at work putting away the laundry. My co-worker, we'll call her "Slick", took it upon her dear heart to empty and clean all the cat litter boxes in the community. Just so you can visualize this... we have about 10 litter boxes posted around the community for our two mangy cats, "Rico" & "Suave".
After painstakingly handling several piles of @#*T out of their boxes and into the large black garbage bag. Next, she put all the fresh boxes back into their proper spots. She then proceeds to dispose of this large black garbage bag full of cat @#*T and litter by tieing it up and hauling it down to the main garbage bin, which is about 200 Ft away.
I thought nothing of it and continued to put my freshly folded laundry away into each of our elders closets. Out of the corner of my eye I noticed a line on the carpet....................
My eyes examined further.................. to discover that ........ Oh my gosh!
Before I could say anything to her... The bag burst open and...
all that cat @#*T and litter was spread everywhere in the middle of the floor. Yes, it was a carpeted floor also! And yes it was in front of the nursing station, spread about 30 ft down the hall.
Call me evil but, I busted out laughing!! I couldn't stop... I have never, in all my life, ever thought I would witness 50lbs of cat @#*T being spread across the floor!
One little trail that lead to the big surprise.
Due to the fact that I'm allergic to cats, their danders and bodily fluids, I didn't take part in cleaning it up. I did hold the bag open though.
Needless to say, I never did stop laughing that day...
And for "slick"...
Well...
the name stuck!
3 Comments:
Oh how awful! What a mess to clean up!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. You were *very* brave and noble, however, to hold the bag. Wow. Too bad they didn't throw it outside on the gardens for, um, compost.
Sometimes one must wonder if cats have people trained to clean up their #^%$or is it really just instinct like the scientists claim it is.
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